disappointed-pero-not-surprised:

bubblybikerides:

marshmallowfrootloops:

covertplantigrade:

subtly-shakespearean:

the-start-of-something8059:

i threw a bunch of vines into a shakespearean translator and they’re all great great but this one is definitely my favorite:

“Love looks with the heart, not with the mind, and therefore, Cupid is blind wench. I ain’t nev'r gonna cease loving thee… wench”

@shadowforce25

“Can i privee recieveth a waffle?” Bitch this took me out

michaelsgambit:

TED DANSON BEING TAUGHT HOW TO DO THE FLOSS IS THE GREATEST THING YOU’LL EVER WATCH.

baezia:

not-mitchell:

blue-author:

soradiesinkh3:

autumnyte:

collapsed:

my hero

I was worried that the cleaner might have lost her job over this, but apparently the company that employs her stood up for her and said she was just doing her job. 

Now I can comfortably lol. 

god bless you lady cause these white ppl out of hand

If modern art is supposed to challenge the viewer by posing the question, “What is art, really?”, it needs to be prepared for viewers to answer that question.

Art: what is art, really?
Cleaning Lady: not this

“thousands of dollars of art”

“crumpled newspaper, cardboard, and cookies”

Which one is it, you bourgeois lemon?

mesopelagic:

cat: myeow

everyone in the room with the same tone and inflection: myeow

throwbackblr:

Jurassic Park (1993) | dir. Steven Spielberg

zackisontumblr:

maudelynn:

I love this drawing by Henry Patrick Raleigh

gaylor-moon:

awwcutefuzzyanimals:

Thinking about something

wow! great!

neverexisted:

A healthy relationship keeps the doors and windows open. Plenty of air is circulating and no one feels trapped. Relationships thrive in this environment. Keep your doors and windows open. If this person is meant to be in your life, all the open doors and windows in the world won’t make them leave.

tolkienhoe:

classicmeevs:

more-notes-than-you:

classicmeevs:

most dangerous places on earth: volcanoes 

why

Nowhere to grab a bite to eat

sam gamgee ghostwrote this post directly from mordor